Internet Etiquette…

It is not my responsibility to teach you how to not be a CREEP on the internet.  But I’m pissed off at the moment, so I’m going to give you all a little primer.  Are you ready?  Excellent.

#1.  Unless we converse on a daily basis or have hung out multiple times in person, you are a stranger to me.  Do you walk up to women you barely know in the street and make sexual or boob jokes?  Do you think they would find it funny if you did?  WE DON’T LIKE IT ON THE INTERNET EITHER.

#2.  Unless we converse on a daily basis or have hung out multiple times in person, you are a stranger to me.  If you tweet me a link with no description, I’m going to assume you’re a spammer.  If you tweet me a link with a description that goes something like “Blow jobs” or similar, I WILL BLOCK YOU.  End of story.  I don’t care that you thought it would be funny, and that the link wasn’t actually sexual in nature.  Would you do that to a woman you don’t know in real life? Then don’t do it on the internet.

WHY?!